We make weird shit.
You should buy a bunch of it.


We make stuff we like. 
That doesn't mean you have to like it.
But you probably will.
We're a group of artists, crafters, engineers, artisans, coders, and people who just love making things in general. This site exists to help us monetize our love of making by producing really neat things that you can buy, and then put in your home, office, bedroom, or whatever, and then people will see those things and either be delighted, or look at you weird.

The ones who look at you weird are less cool than the delighted ones.
Judge them accordingly.

You Can Contact Us
boss@smallbusiness.com

(555)555-5555

315 Seneca St
PO Box 12345
Seattle, WA 98101
... but it won't be super useful. Why don't you check out the sites in our network?